A sleepy Ezra walks into the bedroom and peers through the cot bars at Seth

Ez:"you awake baby boy. Good morning howare you?"
Seth: grin
Ez:"you stink baby boy. poo!"
Seth: giggle
Ez: "Mummy, Seth stink. I not stink. "
Seth: fart
Ez: "Seth done poop Mummy"
Seth: "dadadadadadadadadadaa"
Ez: "Daddy change nappy, Seth?"
Me: "no, darling. Daddy's at work. Mummy will change Seth"
Ez: "Oh, Daddy idiot"